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Karin thanks the people behind the arty party

Monday, March 29th, 2010

artini

A glass of champagne, three martinis, a goblet of wine, and two gin and tonics. Yup, that’s what I consumed last night. For a gal who usually imbibes two drinks a week, that may be viewed as a slight binge. But it was Artini! The one night a year where you can pound down 12 different martinis in a posh museum and it’s totally okay. Encouraged even.

I’ve been on the Steering Committee of the Corcoran Museum’s young donor group for a couple years now, and one of the most entertaining things we do is throw a big shindig called Artini. Mixologists around the city compete to make the artiest most delectable martini in town and then we dress up and chug them all for four hours. It’s a genius idea.

As I’ve had some Artini nights where I ended up minus a zillion brain cells, I decided to properly prep for this one, which meant eating like a linebacker. Luckily I had just come off my insanely long run a few hours before so I was totally okay eating enough food for a family of five before heading over to the event. And thank god I did. Because all of a sudden, I had a new found appetite for gin. Who knew what a delightful beverage it is.

Luckily, it’s all in the name of a good cause. Sure, while at work today I was kind of cursing the gods of distilled grain, but getting sloshed among the masterpieces with good company and seven pounds of body shimmer on was certainly worth the hangover!

My friend and fellow committee member Lauren after we had sampled a few too many artinis for our own good. -

My friend and fellow committee member Lauren after we had sampled a few too many artinis for our own good.

The gals who always dazzle in vintage frocks - my friends Kristin, Chandler, and Rachel. -

The gals who always dazzle in vintage frocks - my friends Kristin, Chandler, and Rachel.

Karin thanks the spray-tanned 2010 Miss America contestants

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Miss America

Saturday night here in Washington was our  version of a blizzard. This means that everyone in the city forgets how to drive, the road crews decide it’s a good time for a vacation, grocery stores sell out of everything edible, and there is absolutely nothing to do. Luckily, Miss America aired on Saturday and kept the boredom from killing me. There is something so darn patriotic about Miss America that it’s hard not to love. Sure, it’s not exactly the most “girl power” of competitions, but these chicks have to be hot enough to prance around in a bikini, smart enough to answer some ridiculous question on live television and have a talent of sorts. Plus, they wear soooo much makeup and hairspray that the very high-maintenance girl in me  just loves it. It’s ridiculous!

While some girls were a tad tragic – i.e. Nebraska state pageant director, it is never okay to have a purple felt purse as an accessory in the talent competition – others were actually quite good. Of course I am very biased, but DC and Virginia rocked the talent competition and I was thrilled to see VA walk away with the crown.

Here are a few highlights from my text messaging frenzy on pageant night. I’m thinking next year I should just be a Miss America “sports”caster on ESPN too so all of America can participate in this super bowl for prissy chicks.

MISS AMERICA PLAY BY PLAY

Georgia: We should learn that Miss America dance, it’s easier than the “Center Stage” routine but just as well choreographed.

Karin: Great idea! I’m going for Cali, Oregon, and Puerto Rico

Georgia: Okay, I like Puerto Rico, Wisconsin, and Vermont

Karin: Who are these tools so far!

Holly: I know. Mississippi is a nut ball.

Georgia: OMG this event keeps getting better. Shawn Johnson!

Karin: This is going to be very stiff competition.

Georgia: I like Mario Lopez, he aged well. Such smooth skin!

Holly: Why do everyone’s thighs seem huge? The angle?

Karin: Is it because we always see models?

Holly: I think so, that’s sad.

Karin: What is this crap?

Holly: Is this for real? I can do that.

Karin: Miss Hawaii’s favorite accessory is a smile!!

Holly: Hahahahah

Miss America

Yeah Miss VA. She had 'em in the talent competition. And the yellow! So now!

The future of Miss America? I'm not saying that I think it's a good thing to enter your impressionable child into the pageant world, but the TLC show Toddlers and Tiaras is soooo voyeristic and addictive.

The future of Miss America? I'm not saying that I think it's a good thing to enter your impressionable child into the pageant world, but the TLC show Toddlers and Tiaras is soooo voyeristic and addictive.