What a wonderful day. We are still in Naples and though it is 104 degrees, we’re in heaven. Our hotel is on the beach, we went for a really sweaty run in the sand, and we have taken on a “clothing optional” motto in life. We have also discovered a new love for disclosing embarrassing things about ourselves and playing top five ____ about you. Our first idea? Let’s pick the top five jobs you would suck at. Here is what Craig chose for me. 1) Night Watchman (I love to sleep) 2) Logger (I disagree. I think I would make a hell of a logger) 3) Whale Watcher (I never see animals. Like even at the zoo I miss them) 4) Parole officer (Everyone deserves a second chance!) 5) Person who does wake-up calls (I’m always late).
Following the “this is what you’re bad at” game, we decided to confess our embarrassing stories. One of Craig’s just happened to be that his sophomore year of college, he wanted to get a tattoo of a football with wings. Yes, WINGS. It was after he won the national football championship with Nebraska and wanted to remember that moment forever. And then to really class it up, he wanted to put a big red N underneath. Ah, my boyfriend could have a flying football on his arm. Would I still love him? Probably. Let’s be honest, if it was on his face, I would probably still adore him. Ahh, l’amour!
This could have been on Craig's arm. Oh, except the football would have had WINGS.
Since we launched Naked Thanks, I have kept tabs on our internet appearances with the handy dandy Google alerts system. We have not been picked as one of Oprah’s favorite blogs yet, but good ‘ol Google alerts does let me know that the garblings of Stacey and Karin do make it into Google. And on an even more fun note, it also notifies me when the word “naked” appears next to the word “thanks.” What a genius idea to throw the word naked in our blog name! I am getting so many notifications about appreciative pornographers smutting up the web.
People really seem to like it when another person gets frisky in their birthday suit and now I get notified every time! Here are some of the tidbits I have gotten so far:
1) Amazon.com: MySexProfessor.com: Kindle Store: Dr. Debby Herbenick
5.0 out of 5 stars (2) $0.99. Naked Thanks · 5.0 out of 5 stars (1) $0.99. Love Science · 4.9 out of 5 stars (16) $0.99 … (This actually is our Naked Thanks application for the Kindle but it somehow showed up with “My sex professor.”)
2) Amazon.com: Labia Lounge: Kindle Store: Labia Love Club
The Erotic Picture Blog. $0.99. Naked Thanks · 5.0 out of 5 stars (1) $0.99. Anal Sex Secrets. $0.99. Bookgasm · 5.0 out of 5 stars (2) $0.99 (The labia love club? This alert was definitely my favorite.)
3) young attractive male lets hang out naked
… that would like to hang out nude and what ever else we would maybe talk about. please send a pic with reply. on the subject put “lets get naked” thanks …
4) RWN’s Blog | Talking Points Memo | Steward “the comedian” shows …
Jim Cramer naked…thanks a lot for that mental image. Now please pass the brain bleach. Posted by kevbo. March 13, 2009 3:01 PM | Reply | Permalink …
5) Write-Offs: 12.24.09 – Dealbreaker – A Wall Street Tabloid …
@69/ Naked – Thanks. You are right. What was I doing fretting over this?! Cash is king, regret is forever. 71. Posted by guest , Dec 28, 2009 2:06PM …
6) absolutegoo.com :: View topic – Absolute Festivus Day 4!
H. yeah – really dived into “Naked” – thanks. alien. Love German Goo Without you here. Back to top. View user’s profile · Send private message …
Of course “naked” and “thanks” do appear next to each other in non-sexual ways too (like on our blog! Heheh, right Dad?). Many weirdly have to do with terrorism. Here’s just one, because frankly terrorism is more depressing than sex.
1) Fear Itself: Why Are We Letting The Terrorists Win? | Crooks and Liars
Richard Reed forced us to remove our shoes; will we now have to strip naked, thanks to Abdulmutallab? And how do we enforce this from foreign airports, …
Yes, Google alerts has brought a little morning smut to my life. Small price to pay for knowing your very important writing about hot Swedish doctors and spray cheese is not disappearing into the internet ether!
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