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Stacey thanks the makers of normal pregnant jeans

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

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I liken finding good maternity clothes to discovering a needle in a haystack. In a world where 99.9% of pregnant people wear is pretty much hideous and not to mention highly flammable (A trip to Motherhood Maternity could lead one to spontaneously combust), cute options just seem so few and far between.

However, thanks to stores like Pea in the Pod, a girl can find somewhat normal-looking knocked up fashion. One of my favorite items in my jumbo pregnant clothes box (half of which belongs to my friend Ing that generously lent me her prego wardrobe), is my maternity Seven capris. I put them on and instead of feeling like a dowdy fat bellied porker, I feel like I can pass for being somewhat stylish. The only downside to these pants is the fact that they have an elastic waistband I can pull so high up my torso it could double as a turtleneck. But no matter, I usually just roll it over a few times and no one’s the wiser…

I prefer to wear my Sevens like the woman on the far left...although, I pull the nude colored band up onto my face like a bank robber wearing a pantyhose mask.

I prefer to wear my Sevens like the woman on the far left -- without a shirt and with my hair covering my boobs. Although, I pull the nude colored band up onto my face like a bank robber wearing a pantyhose mask.