
Today, after a weekend of salty treats, standing for long periods of time, and entering my 36th week of pregnancy — my ankles started to look a little, well, thick. Luckily, I still had some crazily tight compression hose stuffed in my underwear drawer from my last pregnancy. I got the hose at the hospital when I delivered Ollie because I had such issues with swelling in my legs (apparently being on an IV for 30+ hours will do that to ya!). In fact, I remember after the surgery, my doctor came in to ask me how I was feeling and my only question for him was, “WHERE ARE MY KNEES????”
Even more than the incision pain, discomfort of having my abdomen sliced open, or fact that I was starving from only consuming ice chips for hours on end — all that was nothing compared to the horror of seeing my legs look like 1000-year-old Redwoods. Literally, to look at them, you’d have though someone stole my bones and replaced them with marshmallow; there was no hint of knee or ankle whatsoever. I wasn’t pleading for morphine post-op, I was begging the doctors to order me surgical grade pantyhose from the pharmacy STAT.
Not that my legs or ankles even remotely resembled this today, but I think to some degree, I almost suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from my labor and delivery cankle experience. Now, at the first sign of swelling, I elevate my legs, ice them down, or like today, bust out the compression hose. Thankfully, my bones have returned and all signs of elephantiasis are at bay. Whew.

OK, my legs weren't quite this bad...but still, a few hours of my steel tights didn't hurt anything!




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