Stacey thanks her prescription for sleeping pills

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I never really have bad days. I have challenging days and exhausting days, but I’m a firm believer in the power of positive thinking. So, most times, I can simply will myself into being happy after doing things like stepping in a big pile of dog shit with my cute new patent leather pink pumps. What they say about smiling when you’re down works — usually.

The other day, however, I had had enough. It was one thing after another until my bad luck culminated with me almost severing a finger.

Luckily, I still have a prescription for Ambien from when I had a severe fear of flying — so one little pill later, I was dreaming of gummi bears sliding down chocolate waterfalls and all my troubles vanished! Yes, I woke up with a sore finger that kind of looked like someone had sewn on a dead albino dwarf’s teeny penis to my hand, but oh well…I was pretty much all better and ready to tackle the day.