Stacey thanks maid for cleaning room #12239

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So far our Vegas trip is so much fun! However, I pity the Aria hotel maid that got stuck with cleaning our room. I’m sure the poor woman thought she entered the third circle of hell when she walked in and saw the mess we left. Diapers scattered all of the floor, remnants of barf on the sofa, ketchup on the sheets, clothing and makeup scattered over every inch of surface area — it was trashed — even by Vegas standards.

But after leaving our room a complete and utter garbage pit, we came back to find everything looking tidy and clean. You’d think the staff would be pissy — even militant when they had to deal with hotel guests like us, but far from it. There were no notes stuck to the bathroom mirror saying, “Room nasty as hell: bask in your own filth because we refuse to clean it” or “Burn, Pig Pen!” spelled out in discarded tissues. As a matter of fact, the housekeepers are extremely friendly and pretend not to think we’re disgusting dirtbags every time we pass them in the hallway.

If only the maids could come home with me — I swear, I’d feel so much happier on a daily basis if someone would fold my dirty socks and undies into neat little triangles!